Take that love
Top reasons I stay single……
1) I love jerks….or so it seems. I have revoked my own rights to date until Im done being a fucktard when it comes to men.
2) I hate being lied to
3) Guys seem to think that having a dick is a green light to BE a dick. Newsflash…its not
4) Im not buying this whole “a womans place is in the kitchen” shit. Have you seen the disaster I can create in a kitchen?!
5) Being a man does not make you better than me. I make milk….what can you make?
6) If I didnt birth you from my loins and you didnt birth me from yours then I am not responsible for taking care of you. If you want to be babied then live with your mother. Im busy being a mother to the one I actually gave birth too. You’re on your own sir:)
7) I hate feeling trapped. Smother me & I will run
8) Im a sarcastic lil bitch & I like it:) Im not here to blow sunshine up your ass. Im hear to tell it like it is. I dont sugar coat shit, chances are, Ill hurt your feelings at some point by throwing reality in your face
9) I dont believe you.
10) Lastly, for the record, Im not afraid to fall in love again. Im afraid the son of a bitch wont catch me. Or worse, he will catch me only to drop me on my ass and kick me in the face at a later date. No effing thank you:)
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LOL and a big high five for you! I could have written this same post, my dear! I love the independent (and witty) aproach you are taking. A big tumbs up and many hugs to you on your journey!
{No. 5 is going to make me laugh all day!!}
woohooo AMEN Momma…. That rocked, you rock!!!
xoxo
Love this!
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I here ya … someone once told me men are incapable of telling the truth until they are 35, and then only a small percentage actually do. I thought that was a very cynical perception, until the last three dating relationships ended on their lies and using me to cheat on their committed wife, live-in, or girlfriend. Lovely!
My last beau was #6 to a T. He didn’t think before he did ANYTHING…. I feared having a child with him would be fearing or my child’s life – when I was not nearby to supervise.
Im thinking of getting #6 on a t-shirt….Its one of my all time favs
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