I’m not exactly sure I’ve ever even been on a date date. Ya know, like on tv…he picks you up, holds the doors, dinner, movie, and he brings ya home…maybe a good night kiss and leaves. Do those dates happen?
Sure I’ve been out with a guy for dinner and a movie, he even reached to open the door for me and I flinched, making it obvious Im not used to things called “manners”! It wasn’t really a date though…he was my “spring fling”…Big..he was a fling because he was from new York and only in MN for a few short weeks. Neither one of us wanted a relationship across the nation so we agreed…no string, no expectations, just two people having a few weekends of ridiculous fun and then he would leave. He wasnt my boyfriend…we weren’t dating….we were…just….killing time I guess. It rocked too btw…
I had a kick ass time “dating” the limo driver….he freaking rocked my world man! Totally rocked my world in a not so hott way when his girlfriend (who I had NOT known about this time) called me. That was quite a colorful conversation between the limo driver, the girlfriend and the pissed off lippy lil me and I never spoke to him again. I miss his fucking guts….WHY?!?! What the hell! I miss the married man and I miss the limo driver…both of whom were UNAVAILABLE.
I think I have mistress issues?! Or maybe just issues with unobtainable men….
Crap….add it to the list
Single Parent Bloggers Rock;>
*Hugs* You will find your Prince Charming one day! Just hang in there girly! (Easier said than done, I know!)
I always want what I can’t have…cause if you can have it wtf is the point? Like seriously? The unobtainable is always more interesting to me – hence my problem when being doted on by a complete and utter wonder boy who wants to buy me flowers and I’m all ‘STOP BUYING ME FUCKING FLOWERS” and he’s all like “FINE I WON’T BUY YOU ANY MORE FLOWERS, maybe we should just break up” at which point I’m like “I love you, please don’t leave….” God help us. Dates happen but you probably wouldn’t like them…I don’t haha
LMAO that is soooooo true! Im not the average girl next door….Im the crazy bitch down the street! Ahahaha~you made my day babe! We could start a club…with champange Thursdays twice a week!!
Lol @ crazy bitch down the street. Love it!
I’m terribly sorry about the limo guy honey. I should have specified: young, good looking, AND SINGLE. I’l get it right next time…
Bite your tongue lady! Dont EVER apologize for what is still to this day…the best bday EVER ;)