Just so you know…..

Although most days Im incredibly proud to be the kickass singlemomma that I am, somedays I am filled with hate for the sperm donor, somedays I just wanna tell him…Just so you know….fucker

Just so you know, I was up with her every hour giving her a neb treatment when she had pneumonia.

Just so you know, she had rotovirus once and literally shit every 10 minutes usually on me…every 10 minutes in between hourly nebs.

Just so you know, she hasn’t shut up or sat still since December 2002.

Just so you know, her health insurance (fully funded by muwah) cost $500 a month.

Just so you know, she loves to read. She always wants to read to me. Always! Sometimes I make her read to the plants. It’s probably the only reason the stupid things are still alive!

Just so you know, she’s the most over dramatic little version of susan lucci I have ever seen.

Just so you know, she snores and talks in her sleep just like you did.

Just so you know, George Washington is her favorite president and she woulda voted for him but “hes dead cause he was the president a long, long time ago..like 1980″

Just so you know, she’s a the top of her class.

Just so you know, the scars on her legs are her own doing. She’s a picker..just like you

Just so you know, she is a force to be reconed with

Just so you know, at the last school conference the teacher said that she’s one of the most well rounded, caring and compassionate students to have ever crossed her path.

Just so you know….I did that…all on my own.

Just so you know, I hate your fucking guts.

Just so you know, I hope the thought of her haunts you for the rest of your worthless life the way the hole in MY childs life haunts me.