Meet “Auntie”

I think its time for you folks to meet my Rockstar Posse dont you?

Lets start here……

Meet Auntie~ 

My bestie, the PITs godmother, the only female I could ever live with without killing, the only woman I’ve ever offered my uterus to, and current record holder for tolerating my lippy ass the longest.

We went to preschool together, and behaved.
We went to jr high together and did not:)

Auntie & I were quite the duo (still are but in better ways) nobody crossed me without crossing auntie and nobody crossed auntie without crossing me.  We always had each others back-regardless.  Auntie & I along with our “posse” were notorious for starting and finishing some bad ass chick fights. Not gonna lie..I’ve got mean friends when provoked…always been glad that we’re on the same side. 

My best memories are with auntie…I spent every Friday night at her house growing up because her sister (another badass rockstar momma) always had detention Saturdays so I always had a ride home…hehe…thanks ang!

*FINE! to be fair…auntie & I had plenty of detention as well…I had 8 hours once for 47 tardies in one class…I think we were 48 days into the class too…alright fine so I’m late…alot…so what~

Auntie & I grew up together, literally. We passed notes to each other in jr high…we were seperated most of hs classes (psssh like that stopped us) we skipped school together…whew…alot of school..almost skipped my entire jr year come to think of it…

We had our firsts together..first boyfriend, first kisses, first broken heart, first time being arrested, first time hitting the others worthless turd of a man in the face…alrite so that was only me but he had it coming & if mr meth or the drunk ever meet auntie in a dark alley they’d met the end of her Louisville slugger. (never underestimate the littlest chick in the bunch–she’s gonna be the one that knocks your ass out—I’ve seen her do it!

(thanks for saving me from that hefer who had me by the throat momma!)

Auntie is more then my best friend &  favorite accomplice…she’s my sister…(one mother could not have handled us both)
She quit her job, left her close knit family and moved with me immediatley after the divorce…no questions, no excuses, no doubt in her mind that she could sacrifice a year outta her life to hold my hand and help me get back up on my feet again. We packed up a uhaul…partied like fuckin rockstars and left town (my brother drove the uhaul..we were still wasted & wearing Maudi Gras beads when we got to our new place) ahhhh memories!
She’s still the baddest bitch I know. 

She’s a mother now…she is a rockstar momma.

The sight of her with her son makes my heart melt…the admiration between them is breathe taking. I absolutely love watching her be momma. I also admire the fact that after all she has been thru…she never gave up on love yet she never settled in the end…Auntie always believed in happily ever after…shes a romantic…she believes in love and she has found love…..she is an amazing woman…besides the PIT…she’s the most fascinating creature I’ve had the pleasure to meet.  She continues to challenge me everyday just by not giving up on me….she is certain that there is a “girl” in me somewhere & that I do have a heart even if I hate admitting it.  I drive her nuts because I am always her shoulder to cry on but never allow myself to cry on hers….she MAKES me look her in the eyes when she knows Im trying to hide the hurt…shes on to me!  Even though I made her read all the dirt right here about Mr meth & what not…even though I insist on keeping it all inside this woman keeps banging “LET ME IN”   I am grateful everyday for her persistance…I am grateful everyday that I have a bestie like her and that the PIT has the greatest Godmother on the planet.  She has pushed me to be, to believe and to love…I wouldnt be who I am today without the love & compassion of my best friend……

Ps–I know Auntie reads this so…

Hey Auntie~
Luff you..luff you lon time!
493 rookie seals…..lmao ok I’m not gonna lie…totally spit on the phone typing that! Ahaha!! I love you momma…
LYLAS