Recently the PIT looked at me and said in a very serious tone “momma we need cable. I can’t keep going to peoples houses to watch cable like a hobo”
Um first-did you just say hobo or homo? Second-do you know what either of those words mean?!
I looked at her at simply replied “you are so right. You can’t be running around watching cable like a hobo. You’re grounded.”
Problem solved! Score one for momma!!
Of course, the PIT was less than amused by her mothers clever yet legit problem solving skills.
It was a judgement call. Do I ground her thus solving the “I’m a hobo” crisis or explain to her why the cable company, like so many others, seriously annoy the fuck outta me?
Makes sense…ground her and take my R rated explanations to NYASM.com!
That’s right…this blog is saving my childs life.
When I say the cable company annoys the fuck outta me, I don’t me like “gaaaaawd they’re annoying“, I mean like..”i wanna bite you” kinda annoying
one of the main reasons we haven’t had cable in several years is because I got into a very ugly dispute with Jermaine at the customer service center.
He probably doesn’t even work for the cable company but that’s not the point.
The point is…Jermaine pissed me off when he worked there thus the cable company pissed me off. I refuse to do business with such obvious “fuck the customer over” policy.
I could just get one of those converter box thingys but instead I watch stepbrothers over and over.
I seriously never get sick of will ferrill. He’s one of the few people I still find amusing when I’m sober.
The cable company and most recently the cell phone company have proven their “fuck the customer over” policies and ass raping charges and quite frankly, I want no part of it. I refuse to pay that kinda money for 168 channels that i wont watch. I dont want to “bundle”. Is that your way of nicely saying “youre going to pay way too much right now?!”
Take the bundle and shove it. Im not buyin it.
So THAT is why we don’t have cable sunshine.
That and, watching the news makes me violent.
Seriously. I need a Xanax just to watch CNN.
Why are we still discussing Kasey Anthony?! Gaaawd how bloody obvious is it?! Get rid of her and let’s move on shall we?
And am I the only one that thinks Baracks Nobel piece prize is about as worthy and well earned as an Oscar for Paris hiltons sex tape?
What the hell is going on?!
I’m not a political person so before you waste your time with hate mail lemme say this: I don’t care who you voted for, if you like him or not, I don’t care why you like or dislike him either. Save your breath…I don’t care. 
This entire Obama thing is way outta hand.
Yes I said Obama thing.
I seriously don’t know what the fuck is going on here.
I recently drove past a billboard for the “Obama generation“.
When did that happen?! A generation? Come on. Didn’t pepsi have a generation? And I’m suppossed to see you as a respectable world leader, as the leader of the free fucking nation?!
I’m having a hard time respecting Obama as a celebrity right now. I’m not even sure why this is being treated celeb-ish. I also have no idea why Paris Hilton is treated celeb-ish. Paris hunny…just shut the fuck up. You’re seriously stupid and it’s annoying. Accomplish something constructive and then you may speak again. And no..sex tapes do not count as accomplishing anything. It’s not that big of a deal really, lotsa people have sex Paris and most are much better at it
Yes. I just compared our president to Paris Hilton. Big deal.
Alright fine…maybe thats a bit extreme..but i dont think so.
Accomplish something worthwhile and save the money that was wasted on that billboard.
Sorta feels like this “obamanation” is trying to sell me a big pile of camel shit (like the cable company) and force their “ideas” down my fucking throat.
I don’t like to be forced to do anything. It makes me suspicious.
Just sayin…
Single Parent Bloggers Rock;>
Kudos! You seriously make me smile and think, good combo!
My pleasure love!
I love that my rants make you smile and think………srsly….Paris…Obama….pretty worthless celebs if you ask me.
YOU ROCK,,,,, always love to read your post’s…. It’s the truth…..
Why thank you:)
Truth is my special skill….as is cussing but hey..skills a skill rite
I tell the truth and people throw shit at me…! nice job!
Throw bigger shit and scream like a freak…..generally shuts ppl right up;)
Great post! LOL
As a Canuck, I like Obama, but I don’t think politicians should be celebs. And Paris Hilton…well…she just shouldn’t BE.
The reason you can’t stand the cable or cell company customer service people is because they are the SAME people in one building. I know – I did both…and I was an internet tech support chick too. Multitasking. I apologize if my friends or I ever pissed you off. In our defense, we are underpaid and have to spend 8 hrs listening to people insist their hubby or son would NEVER have ordered “Backdoor Sluts III” .
Actually the other sales rep at the store was busy arguing with an older gentleman who insisted that his daughter did not authorize these text messsages that apparently cost money…..ummmmmm…..your daughters on facebook sir…its a 3rd party source and she clicked on something AND entered her phone number soooooo suck it…or at least thats what I would have said :)
Alright friend you are confident to love me. But, I typically send you loving vibes. I work for the “cable’ company. I actually create the TV commercials and all the print materials that fill up mailboxes. Yep, that’s me.
The one part of the message that makes my day is that you got my message.
BUNDLE AND SAVE!
LMFAO #assslap Jilliebean
I did indeed bundle and save! The crap in my mailbox….bring it on! The PIT loves junk mail…aka….PIT mail. Its the cocky ass dude at the customer service center with a very hard to fucking understand accent that annoys the piss outta me!