Fawk You Friday

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Generally Fridays posts are all about who you should be following on twatter

Not this Friday.

This Friday is all about the Fawk You’s

(You can thank CB and her whore friend Boobies, babies and a blog for this)

Fawk you stupid twit with absolutely no problem solving skills. Your stupidity annoys the fuck out of me.

Fawk you lil miss “oh, oops”.  That is NOT an adequate answer to anything

Fawk you bill collectors. Seriously, you’re trying to get blood from a rock.

Fawk you car insurance that went up…afuckinggain

Fawk you to the classless hoser that walked into a delivery room with another womans baby daddy.

Fawk you to the asshat who can’t seem to comply with the guidelines set out by the courts in the divorce proceeding. (Your pissing your hott ex wife the fuck off and I hope she punches you in the face….or you get crabs.)

Fawk you to the heartless wenches on the street harassing couples on one of the most horrible days of their lives

Fawk you to the doucher that *thinks* he’s tricky. (He’s not)

Fawk you to the random attack of “I miss my daddy” blues that hit the PIT this week

Fawk you twatwaffle who keeps posting pics of Mr Meth on facebook. It’s super classy to post pics of you and someone elses hubby…..someday I’ll tell you all how ‘that’ night ended (sad but I still remember it like it was last week)

And finally,

Fawk you to the dude that tosses around the ‘L’ word ever so loosely (that’s called mind-fucking and chicks generally do not digg that)

You know the drill bitches. Link up

One Crazy Brunette Chick

6 Responses to Fawk You Friday

  1. It sucks when there’s an ex who has to be an ass. Walking into the delivery room? OMG!!!

    Thanks for joining us today. Let the rant begin! I’m following you now.

  2. God I love you hoe! With every post I fall deeper and deeper! Fuck those cocksucking bastards!

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  4. Twatwaffle is my new favorite word. Right behind dickwhistle, douchecanoe and fucktard.

  5. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG….I’ve been saying twat waffle for ages….I like you already!

  6. Ugh. All those morons deserve huge FAWK YOU!!!s and then some.

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